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harry: let’s finish this the way we started harry: together voldemort:   NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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April 2012
Ohai Eddplant: joshishollywood: God how fucking... →
joshishollywood: God how fucking perfect would it be if they managed to bring the two deceased members of The Beatles back to life with amazing and inarguably ethical science and both of them are happy to be alive and nobody declares it an abomination. Everyone is happy. Their families are…
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Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:
Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:
* Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
* Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
* Sherlockian: Not my Division.
* Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
* Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
* Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
* Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
* Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
* Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
* Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
* Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
* Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
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Quick civics lesson:
dionthesocialist: Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others. Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
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Reblog if you're using Google Chrome
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"Is there cat hair on EVERYTHING I own, or just...
Replace Vondell Swain with Nathan Mathewon 
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“With its food trucks, design collectives and rehabbed downtowns, the Research...”
– New York Times Interactive Feature: Raleigh-Durham, “NC’s axis of cool” (via in-north-carolina)
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Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
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Ohai Eddplant: theshoutingendoflife: eddplant:... →
theshoutingendoflife: eddplant: rocketfists: sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english…
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“A time capsule buried by the network in 1992 in front of Soundstage 18 was...”
– Nickelodeon Studi os - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via mememolly)
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What's Up With "Ibid."?
theyuniversity:
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Hank's Tumblr: Four YouTubers Walk Into an Ice... →
edwardspoonhands: I just want to write down this story to ensure that I never forget it. Yesterday, Charlie, Michael, Katherine, and I went on a hike in the Bitterroot Valley. This is about an hour south of Missoula, where Montana goes from being a semi-metropolitan, liberal college town, to a collection of…
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Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
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Joss Whedon: Hey! You guys wanna write a book together?
J. K. Rowling: Sure.
Moffat: Okay.
Suzanne Collins: Why not?
Shakespeare: If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest!
Beginning of the book: Unimportant characters die.
Middle of the book: Favorite characters died.
End of the book: Everyone is dead.
George R.R. Martin: They didn't suffer enough.
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Laney Lee: Phone A Friend →
ms-h: Today in class we had a veteran teacher come speak. She was showing us a lot of games she likes to use with kids. One was Cash Cab. She (intentionally) picked a student, and she (intentionally) had a question they didn’t know. She said, “Oh well I guess you’ll have to phone a friend. I’m going to… I wish we could have done this a few times
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Go see what's up with you once the Internet is... →
dftbawkward: gayngelofthelord: were-it-so-easy: matriarch-aethyta: anti-gravity-tits: graphicspuddle: gabberforth: princeofkokoros: lemon-jar: genericgoldfish: somethinghorrible: mpreganddacrew: It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Marisa now has seven children. n o just fucking no that is worse than the internet going down It has been a year since the...
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adriofthedead: gutsygumshoe: hazelxfaerie: littlesubkitten: tally-hime: chaucershakespeare: sprucey-6661: moodymormon: I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through. omG GOD BLESS Truly, too epic for words Fucking amazing omq forever reblog!!! this thing is just so bloody awesome AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHIS IS SO GOOD I still love...
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