August 2012
July 2012
Things I Never Learned In High School
dontcomecryingtome:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
DERPDERPDERPDERPDERP
Ok, only one “murrica” centred post from me :
My ringtone for text messages is rolling thunder and an eagle screech
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
Aaron Wiens is Still Learning: To Keep the People... →
awiens:
As a social studies teacher and fan of all things government and politics, I have long wondered why the State of Michigan (and I assume most other states) puts such little emphasis on Civics in its high school curriculum. According to the Michigan Merit Curriculum (MMC), graduating from a Michigan…
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
sherbertsheperton:
“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church...
Positively Persistent Teach: @PPT, I thought of... →
tomesawayfromhome:
- balancing work and home (boundary setting) - working with parents and guardians (phone, email, conferences) - teacher fashion - behavior management - classroom outtakes - fit teacher - stress management - ethics (teacher and student) - classroom expectations…
my meals in the summer
breakfast: 9 AM
Lunch: 11 AM
dinner: 4 PM
snack time: 5 PM to 9 PM
“Honestly, I felt that the inclusion was the perfect nod to the Doctor. Those who...”
– A really nice comment on this article mentioning the TARDIS noise during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies (via notdoingmywork)
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
fogsigh:
shawcago:
“i declare these fry cook games OPEN”
